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1. Boy:"May I hold your hand?" Girl:"No thanks, it isn't heavy."
2. Girl: "Say you love me, say you love me!"
Boy: "You love me!"
3. Girl: "If we get engaged, will you give me a ring?" Boy: "Sure, what's your phone number?"
4. Teacher: "Can anybody give me an example of coincidence?"
Student: "My mother and father got married on the same day and at the same time."
5. Boy: "I could die for you."
Girl: "How soon?"
